// Pommy Ipsum
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'pezzy little
macca
and
squirrel
hedgehog
a reet bobbydazzler
jolly good
rivetting stuff
down the village green
through the dales
the lakes
you 'avin a laugh
is she 'avin a laugh
curry sauce
gravy cheese and chips
the chippy
we'll be 'avin less of that
bit of alright
man and his whippet
who brought loaf
by 'eck love
oo ecky thump
could murder a pint
ee bah gum
ey up chuck
Southeners
Northeners
up North
down South
some mothers do 'ave 'em
doing my head in
it's cracking flags
drizzle
god save the queen
Kate and Will
scones
clotted cream
good old fashioned knees up
10 pence mix
sweets
slappers
yorkshire mixture
proper
that's ace
any road, best be off
off t'shop
off t'pub
how's your father
narky
two weeks on't trot
a week on Sunday
nowt
naff
pants
Queen Elizabeth
corgi
owt
sod's law
spend a penny
squiffy
wellies
flip flops
barmy
it's the bees knees
it's the dogs bollocks
a bottle of plonk
tosser
damn
give you a bell
blimey
gutted
chuffed
I could reet fancy a
I'd reet fancy a
they can sod off
lost the plot
every fortnight
yorkshire pudding
plum pudding
black pudding
Victoria sponge cake
twiglets
pork scratchings
guiness
bloody mary
pork dripping
cup of tea
crumpets
a cuppa
fancy a cuppa
make a brew
stew and dumps
shepherd's pie
cottage pie
brown sauce
big light
it's spitting
sorted it
have a kip
know your onions
a bit wonky
a tad
a tenner
a fiver
skive
a right toff
punter
scouser
Geordie
cockney
quid
loo
nicked
nutter
knackered
gobsmacked
chap
alright duck
bugger
bog roll
Bob's your uncle
throw a spanner in the works
absobloodylootely
nosh
one off
bloody shambles
a right corker
the dog's dinner
on the pull
ever so lovely
blummin'
easy peasy
see a man about a dog
up the duff
well fit
ponce
don't get your knickers in a twist
on't goggle box
bangers and mash
chips
toad in the whole
roast beef
beefeater
Prince Charles
daft cow
completely starkers
smeg
smeg head
darling
bits 'n bobs
anorak
utter shambles
ever so
I'm off to Bedfordshire
her Majesty's pleasure
horses for courses
apple and pears
trouble and strife
meat and two veg
pot noodle
marmite
fish and chips
a cracking
grub's up
ask your mother if
chav
pigeons in Trafalgar Square
bowler hat
snotty nosed brat
mince pies
morris dancers
real ale
scrumpy
it's just not cricket
put me soaps back on
curtain twitching
working class
upper class
middle class
bargain Betty
bull dog
goggledegook
Essex girls
brainbox
and thus
baffled
rambunctious
double dutch
stupendous
flabbergasted
ridicule
numbskull
accordingly
unhand me sir
a comely wench
off with her head
challenge you to a duel
the black death
cotton on
knee high to a grasshopper i'll be a monkey's uncle
gosh
golly gosh
for sooth
grab a jumper
up at the crack of dawn
pompous
houlligan
oopsy-daisies
devonshire cream tea
jellied eels
picalilly
biscuits
shortbread
teacakes
bread and butter pudding
nigh
scatterbrained
therewith
come hither
lad
lass
doolally
what a load of cobblers
'ar kid
atrocious
dignified
superb
supper
get away with ya
farewell
I bid you good day
jolly
chaps
golly
crisps
getting on my wick
marvelous
leisurely
indeed
'tis
gallivanting around
Shakespeare
fake tan
black cab
splendid
bag egg's old boy
stiff upper lip
terribly
cheerio
full English breakast
fried toast
conkers
have a bash
you mean it ain't me noggin'
it's me peepers
Union Jack
sausage roll
Big Ben
and we all like figgy pudding
red telephone box
cobbles
driving a mini
treacle
spam fritters
cornish pasty
ey up
on a stag do
blighty
absolute twoddle
rubbish
air one's dirty linen
one would like
one feels that
one would be honoured to
argy-bargy
stop arsing around
had a barney with the inlaws
bent as a nine bob note
on his bill
on his tod
cor blimey'
bloke
bobby
on the beat
bog off
bogroll
copped a bollocking
at the boozer
bottled it
bovver boots
bossy britches
got a lot of brass
ended up brown bread
knows bugger all about nowt
eton mess
have a butcher's at this
chav
cheesed off
chippy
well chuffed
ear hole
lug hole
clock round the earhole
codswallop
collywobbles
conked him one on the nose
copper
pulled a right corker
completely crackers
bit of a div
doing my nut in
what a doddle
hadn't done it in donkey's years
done up like a kipper
doofer
not some sort of dosshouse
ey up duck
chinwag
earwig
pulled out the eating irons
got his end away
sweet fanny adams
flog
flog a dead horse
fancied a flutter
fork out
the fuzz
round our gaff
have a gander
alright geezer
a diamond geezer
could be a bit of a git
gob
gobsmacked
flabbergasted
because there was nothing on the gogglebox
in the goolies
what a load of guff
ridiculous
nonsense
half-inch it
hard cheese old boy
old chap
old girl
chin up
tally-ho
tip-top
rather
jolly hockey sticks
spiffing
tallywhacker
in the jacksy
bit of a Jack the lad
jammy git
a total jessie
a right royal knees up
laughing gear
down the local
manky
lost her marbles
complete mare
taking the mick
a bit miffed
muck about
what a mug
munta
mush
naff
naff off
narky
it's nicked
nose rag
posh nosh
numpty
nuthouse
football
odds and sods
off the hook
the old bill
throw a paddy
pennyboy
penny-dreadful
pikey
in a pickle
pie-eyed
made a pig's ear of it
pillock
porky-pies
queer as a clockwork orange
rumpy pumpy
scally
scarper
scrubber
scrote
see a man about a dog
slap-head
sling one's hook
tad
warts and all
whizz
willy
wind up
absolute
wedding tackle balderdash
The Doctor
Dalek
Amelia Pond
River Song
fish fingers and custard
Weeping Angels
Sonic Screwdriver
brilliant
wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff
bow ties are cool
Bad Wolf
Time Lord
Sherlock
Doctor Who
Dr. Watson
Moriarty
221B Baker Street
Elementary my dear Watson
The Hounds of Baskerville'